33 Dark Humor Work Memes to Banish Monday's Power at its Zenith (May 27, 2024)

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
May 25, 2024 11:30 AM EDT

Could we please have a three-day weekend every weekend? 

With Mondays in a permanent state of terribleness, every employee may benefit from an extension of our weekendly privileges. Burnouts are avoided if employees can actually enjoy themselves every once in a while. Believe it or not, human fulfillment doesn't stem from our careers–groundbreaking, I know. 

So for those of us in the workforce who have a hobby we enjoy–like crochet, reading, archery, running, gardening, or playing video games–we need more time in our lives to focus our energies on things that matter most to us. Fun!

And it may be news to the shareholders, but the workforce's interests are not about reaching quarterly goals or combing through spreadsheets. We'd rather kick back, refresh, and relax every now and then, living it up with 10 days of PTO, unapproved vacation time, and a rebellious streak of meme-scrollage while we're on the clock!

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    Boss: I just wanted to let you know that I have approved your holiday request! Me already on vactation: @officialworkmemes That's lucky, cause I wasn't going to be showing up even if you didn't
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    Friends: What do you like most about your job? Me: @officialworkmemes Lunch breaks and leaving
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    Boss: Start being nicer to everyone at work Me: @officialworkmemes *Start hiring competent employees and maybe I will*
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    The new hire I've been told to train Me
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    Y'all won't find a bond that is stronger than two work-friends who buy snacks for each other, that frienship will last an eternity... @officialworkmemes КНЯЗЕ 63 ກ RSC
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    I do try my best to pretend I'm in a good mood at work, but most of the time you'll catch me looking like this... @officialworkmemes
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    I'm not really one of those 'Rise and shine' types of coworkers, I'm more of a 'Turn up and hope for the best' kinda people... @officialworkmemes
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    Call me old if you want, but these days I get excited to just get home from work to do nothing... @officialworkmemes
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    Some colleagues will seriously get to work in the morning, clock in and then start eating their breakfast... @officialworkmemes
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    Ever been so anti-social at work that you've just gone and ate your lunch. in your car... @officialworkmemes
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    Ever just lay in bed trying to think of excuses not to go in to your job the next day... @officialworkmemes
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    I wouldn't have been so excited to grow up when I was a kid if I knew it was mainly being tired, broke and going to work... @officialworkmemes 0
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    Thinking about another week at work like... "\ @officialworkmemes *I don't wanna go* n't wanna
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    Boss: Why are you late? Me: So sorry, my car wouldn't start. Boss: Why wouldn't it start? Me: @officialworkmemes *Because I wasn't in it*
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    When you've just walked into work and things are already starting to go wrong @officialworkmemes *I don't know if I can do this today*
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    Me walking into work late knowing I do the job of three people...
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    Nothing is more entertaining than listening to a colleague telling lies at work, when you actually know the truth... @officialworkmemes
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    Nothing will demoralize people at work quite like seeing new hires who are less qualified, start on a higher salary than people who have been at the company for years...
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    If I'm not working, cooking or cleaning, there's a very good chance that I'm probably sleeping... @officialworkmemes
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    Me the night before a shift wishing that the power would fail at my work so I can have a day off... @officialworkmemes
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    Ever get really excited to finally have some time off, but then just end up spending the entire day like this... @officialworkmemes
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    The older I get, the more getting home. from work seems to be the highlight of my day... @officialworkmemes
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    Wherever you work, you'll find that one employee who is never afraid to put disrespectful customers in their place... @officialworkmemes
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    I really think it's about time that me and my work-bestie got an award to recognize the fact we're the funniest people at work... @officialworkmemes
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    Coworker: Don't you just hate Mondays? Me: Nah... I hate the whole work week equally
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    Manager: I don't think I have ever met a staff member with an attitude as bad as yours. Me: *Thank you* @officialworkmemes
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    Me sitting on my bed before I leave the house every morning, trying to get emotionally prepared for the work day ahead... @officialworkmemes
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    When your boss asks if there are any issues you'd like to raise about work... @officialworkmemes
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    Management: Constantly treat staff like trash Staff: *quit* Management:
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    "So is there anything that you really enjoying spending your time doing when you're not at work?" Me: [Gently snores] @officialworkmemes
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    Technically my work week finishes on Friday, but in reality I've emotionally given up by Wednesday... @officialworkmemes
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    It doesn't matter how stressful your job gets, some coworkers always seem to find a way to put a smile on your face... @officialworkmemes
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    Waching that one colleague get away with stuff at work that no other coworker would, just because they're friends with the manager and they know they'd never get in trouble....
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